Back door in the club
I'm not lookin for love
I'm lookin for a big butt
To squeeze on these nuts
I'm not tryin to think too much
I'm just tryin to get [bad word] and drink too much

Lil [bad word] - don't be so serious
Don't get mad cuz your girls wanna be with us
In the club - show love
Have a drink on us
"Hey yo dog I think this girl wants to get [bad word] 

Hey Daddy can I talk to you
Daddy I'm only seventeen
But I know just what to do
At the club
Fools pay big money for me
But Daddy you can get this lapdance here for free
I need love Daddy
Daddy give it to me
It's my birthday

Ahhight - then let me see your I.D.
Cuz the last time I was fooled the [bad word] was just sixteen
Big [bad word] - big [bad word] - she looked at least twenty-three

I'm going straight to [bad word] 
If [bad word] you's wrong I don't wanna be right

Hey baby girl
I know just what to do
I'ma slap your little [bad word] Til it turns black and blue
Now ya put on these heels
and ya arch your back
And I'ma crack ya [bad word] in half
With my eight inch staff

In my parents bedroom?
Yea - yea you know how we do it
On my Mamma's bed?
You go ahead and give me hed
While my Daddy's workin?
I got my own work to do
On the kitchen table?

I popped the cherry of the high school senior
hed cheerleader
Baby girl's hungry - so Daddy gotta feed her
Inches - pull it out
Then she blew me
teenage [bad word] is a thing of beauty

I'm goin straight to [bad word] ...

If [bad word] you's wrong I don't wanna be right

I could [bad word] your life away
Let me [bad word] your life away
I don't wanna be right [bad word] you

Jailbait - jailbait - jailbait - jailbait

She was like [bad word] what the [bad word] did you do to me?
I was like
Shut the [bad word] up - this ain't nothin new to me
She was like
You're suck a [bad word] I hate you
I was like [bad word] shut up before I rape you

I like [bad word] these ninety-pounders
I watch it go in
I feel like I'm Shaqueil O'Neill
and I'm [bad word] the Olson Twins

It don't take much more than a nice butt
The [bad word] smiles at me - the [bad word] rides with me
In the back of the suburban
Leave the drivin to me
 [bad word] - I forgot to check that [bad word] s I.D.

Those big [bad word] [bad word] make it hard to see

If [bad word] you's wrong - I don't wanna be right