Today's story is about a
Kid with a great future
But he had something more important
He had heart
And now, ladies and gentlemen...
The makers of Human Emotions
We [bad word] this program
To bring you a special news bulletin
[sample: Radio Days (dir. Woody Allen, 1987)]

Yes, one, two
The [bad word]  you can't handle the [bad word] It parades right in front of you
Tell me what you gonna do