The lion's outside of your door
The wolf's in your bed
The lion's claws are sharpened for war
The wolf's teeth are red

And what a mountrous sight he makes
Walking man's best friend
And both the wolf and lion crave
The same thing in the end

The lion's outside of your door
The wolf's your bed

The wolf, he howls
The lion does roar
The wolf lets him in
The [bad word] in through the door
The real fun begins
As they both thrash upon you and
Rip open your flesh
The lion eats his fill and then
The wolf cleans up the mess

The lion's outside of your door
The wolf's in your bed