[bad word] Santa Claus  [bad word] Santa Claus 
Here [bad word]  here [bad word] 
 [bad word] Santa Claus  [bad word] Santa Claus 
Here [bad word]  here [bad word] 

Up on the housetop, reindeer pause 
Out jumps good old Santa Claus 
Down through the chimney with lots of toys 
All for everyone's Christmas joys 

Tito had just one desire 
That he gets a new guitar 
But he wants a guarantee 
That it won't play out of key 

Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go? 
Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go? 
Up on the housetop, click, click, click, 
Down through the chimney with old St. Nick 

(I said) Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go? 
Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go? 
Up on the housetop, click, click, click, 
Down through the chimney with old St. Nick 
 [bad word] Santa Claus  [bad word] Santa Claus 
Here [bad word]  here [bad word] 
 [bad word] Santa Claus  [bad word] Santa Claus 
Here [bad word]  here [bad word] 

Jackie's almost six feet tall 
But no hot shot at basketball 
Bring him a basket three feet tall 
Maybe he'll play like a pro 

Marlon wears his shoes so thin 
He's gone through his socks again 
He's always dancin' as you know 
(So bring me some shoes with lots of sole) 

Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go? 
Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go? 
Up on the housetop, click, click, click, 
Down through the chimney with old St. Nick 

(I said) Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go? 
Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go? 
Up on the housetop, click, click, click, 
Down through the chimney with old St. Nick 

Patter patter pitter patter 
Pitter patter patter 
Pitter patter pitter patter 
Pitter patter patter 

Oh Dasher, Dancer, Prancer and Vixen [bad word] on Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blixen 
To the top of the porch, to the top of the wall 
Now dash away, dash away, dash away all! 

Did you read Santa Claus my list? 
All the girls you're waiting to kiss? 
Mike, that list was only a joke 
Too late, Jermaine, he's bringing you mistletoe 

But you just want toys and stuff 
Yeah, but that's not even half enough 
What I want means more than fun 
What's that? - Love and peace for everyone 

Up on the house top reindeer stand 
Waiting for that dear old man 
Up to the chimney with gifts to spare 
And lots of Christmas joy to share 

Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go? 
Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go? 
Up on the housetop, click, click, click, 
Up out through the chimney with old St. Nick 

Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go? 
Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go? 
Up on the housetop, click, click, click, 
Up through the chimney with old St. Nick 

Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go? 
Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go? 
Up on the housetop, click, click, click, 
Up through the chimney with old St. Nick 

Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go? 
Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go? 
Up on the housetop, click, click, click, 
Up through the chimney with old St. Nick