Many miles between you and me
And love is guaranteed to fail
Cos a [bad word] should be multi sensory
And you just cant smell an email

Phone , cyber  aint all that
I prefer to take my  in its original format
So you know what you can do with that mouse mat

Phy-si-cal [bad word] (with a touchy feely woman)
Phy-si-cal [bad word] (with a touchy feely woman)
Phy-si-cal [bad word] (with a touchy feely woman)
Phy-si-cal [bad word] (with a touchy feely woman)

Well I need to turn my horse around
But my baby's got the painters in
Ss, ss, ss, sporting a hat of fin-est brown
The colour of a car-din-al sin.

Honey, I've always had my knockers i fear,
Gim-me just an eye-ful of your rear, of your rear, of your rear
Somewhere to put my beer.

Phy-si-cal [bad word] (with a touchy feely woman)
Phy-si-cal [bad word] (with a touchy feely woman)
Phy-si-cal [bad word] (with a touchy feely woman)
Phy-si-cal [bad word] (with a touchy feely woman)

Briinnnng me.... 

(guitar solo)

Phy-si-cal [bad word] (with a touchy feely woman)
Phy-si-cal [bad word] (with a touchy feely woman)
Phy-si-cal [bad word] (with a touchy feely woman)
Phy-si-cal [bad word]