If I were a rich man with a million or two
I'd live in a penthouse in a room with a view
And if I were handsome, no way
It could happen, 'coz dreams [bad word] [bad word] 
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you
Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
Wouldn't have nothing, can I tell you something?

For years I have envied, you're green with it
Your grace and your charm
Everyone loves you, you know

Yes, I know, I know, I know
But I must admit it, big guy, you [bad word] through
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you

You and me together, that's how it always should be
One without the other don't mean nothing to me, nothing to me

Yeah, I wouldn't be nothing if I didn't have you to serve
I'm just a punky little eyeball and a funky optic nerve

Hey, I never told you this
Sometimes I get a little blue, looks good on you
But I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you
Let's dance

Look ma, I'm dancin', will you let me lead?
Look at that, it's two big guys alight on their feet
Don't you dare dip me, don't you dare dip me, don't you dare dip me
I should have stretched

Yes, I wouldn't be nothing if I didn't have you
I know what you mean Sulley because I wouldn't know where to go
Me too because I wouldn't know what to do
Why do you keep singing my part?

I don't have to say it, ah say it anyway
'Cause we both know it's [bad word] 
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you

One more time, it worked
I don't have to say it
Where'd [bad word] from?
'Cause we both know it's [bad word] 
Let's take it home big guy
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you, you, you
I O that means you, yeah