Funi funi funi funi nya~o
Kyou kara osewa ni nyarimashu
Fuchuchu ka neko de mo ii ka nya?
Tokui na shumoku ha "funifuni" [bad word] koto

GOHAN to [bad word] chuki nyara
Nyan de mo shimasu nya goshujin-shama
Hirotte kurete doumo nyarigato

Nyan nyako nyan nyako nyan nyan nyan
Nyan nyako nyan nyako nyan nyan nya~o
Goshujin-shama ni
Nani ga [bad word] nya?
Atamya ga GURYUGURYU [bad word] [bad word] kara [bad word] nya...
Dakara oyashumi nya~o

Kyou kara anyata no mono deshu
Kubiwa ha [bad word] ni shimete nya
Odekake mae ni ha odeko ni kishu [bad word] 
Ohara to kubi shujinadereba
Nyan de mo shimasu nya goshujin-shama
Egao kyurete doumo nyarigato

Nyan nyako nyan nyako nyan nyan nyan
Nyan nyako nyan nyako nyan nyan nya~o
Goshujin-shama no
Tonari ni [bad word] to
Kokoro ga POKAPOKA [bad word] Nande ka nya? wakaranyai...
Dakara oyashumi nya~o

Goshujin-shama kara moratta
Attaka FUWAFUWA nukumori
Mune no oku wo [bad word] kureta

Nyan nyako nyan nyako nyan nyan nyan
Nyan nyako nyan nyako nyan nyan nya~o
Kizuite kureta
Mitsukete kureta
Namida wo fuite kureta
Hitorikiri ha samishii nya...
Dakara hanashanai de
Sutenyai de
Shuki deshu nya~o