Hot ginger and dynamite
There’s nothing but that at night
Back in Nagasaki where the fellers chew tobaccy
And the women wicky wacky woo

The way they can entertain
Would hurry a hurricane
Back in Nagasaki where the fellers chew tobaccy
And the women wicky wacky woo

In Fujiama you get a mama
Then your troubles increase
In some pagoda she orders soda
Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da. Guaranteed.

They kissy and huggy nice
By Jingo! It's worth the price.
Back in Nagasaki where the fellers chew tobaccy
And the women wicky wacky woo

(Orchestral Interlude)

They give you a carriage free
The horse is a Japanee
Back in Nagasaki where the fellers chew tobaccy
And the women wicky wacky woo

They sit you on the floor
And splinter you galore
Back in Nagasaki where the fellers chew tobaccy
And the women wicky wacky woo

With Sweet Kimono I tried to phone ‘er
And found the number engaged
In some pagoda she orders soda
Ba-da-da-da-da-da. Guaranteed.

You just have to act your age
Or wind up inside a cage
Back in Nagasaki where the fellers chew tobaccy
And the women wicky wacky woo

(Gonella ad libs for one line)

In some pagoda she orders soda
Ba-da-da-da-da-da. Guaranteed.

And when the girls Ju Jitsu
Seems like a bus that hits you
Back in Nagasaki where the fellers chew tobaccy
And the women wicky wacky woo

Back in Nagasaki where the fellers chew tobaccy
And the women wicky wacky woo