Jesus Christ will resurrect
He's got his BMI royalty to collect
He's not the white fragile hippie
He looks and acts more like an indignant ICE-T
Jesus Christ [bad word] back
He wants to kick Mel Gibson's [bad word] Superstar, The Passion of
He wants his money, not your love

He's been kickin' 2000 years
He's fixed a lot of sports
And drank a million beers
Some ecstasy, a thin white line
He says designer [bad word] beat the [bad word] out of wine
Jesus Christ on vacation
Spreading mass sacreligion
 [bad word] and [bad word]  we abstain"
He thinks Christians are insane
They don't know love,
They know fear and moral hauteur
Scare tactics I never taught
"If you're gonna look to me,
Better get rose colored shades,
Cuz what you see is what you get"