I came to axe you a question
Would you rather be sliced and diced or cross sectioned?
Juggle session, check the arms flexing
Chicks dig mass and I'm stacked to perfection
Deadly warrior, pro wrestler attitude
I'm about to make you famous show some gratitude
and if you doubt it check out what I did for Aphromoo
Turn a no name into a star just by passing through
That's how I do, all out aggression
**I've got pain to serve**, I see your back for seconds
The [bad word] legend, top of my profession
Damage amped up like it's set to 11
Make an impression on every single champ I meet
shaped like an axe and at least 8 inches deep
Farm your team like some creeps as I gain steam
Ladies throwing panties at the screen when I'm on stream

Got cash, got flash, got a killer mustache
cut and slash hear the blood splash
High class, master of lane harass
Turns out Doublelift was right you're all trash
Team stands aside watches you get pacified
I need the pentakill just to feel satisfied
Hope your ready for the best catch phrase in gaming [bad word] to the League of Draven**

Soul Reaver, make you a believer
Born to be the greatest still an overachiever
Hitting like Mundo with a no CD cleaver
Big dog getting cash, golden retriever
I get a [bad word]  wicked blades go nuts
movespeed and AD my skillset is robust
Stand aside keep you in my sights like you're handcuffed
Slowed up, autos land 'til you blow up
You can flash if you like throw the whirling death
Blades spin from the fog of war take your last breath
neverending stream of steel, I'm so blessed
I'm Heisenberg dealing axes instead of meth
Skills beastly, always on a kill spree
catchin' every axe never heard of a CD
Execution style [bad word] whe you see me
or I'll be standing on your corpse **Too Easy**

Got cash, got flash, got a killer mustache
cut and slash hear the blood splash
High class, master of lane harass
Turns out Doublelift was right you're all trash
Team stands aside watches you get pacified
I need the pentakill just to feel satisfied
Hope your ready for the best catch phrase in gaming [bad word] to the League of Draven**