Once the Devil came into my kitchen
Once the Devil came into my kitchen
And with a knife and a fork he ate my chicken

Next the Lord came into my bedroom
Next the Lord came into my bedroom
And drank boozy booze to gimme real satisfaction

The Lord told me 'Lucifer's kisses are sins'
The Lord told me 'Lucifer's kisses are sins'
So I gave him the bones of my cold turkey