If God had long hair and a goatee
 And if His eyes were pretty glazed 
 If He looked spaced-out 
 Would you buy His story 
 Would you believe He had an eye infection 

And yeah yeah 
 God looks baked 
 Yeah yeah 
 God smells good 
 Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 

What if God smoked cannabis 
 Hit the bong like some of us 
 Drove a tidy micro-bus 
 And He subscribes to Rolling Stone 

When God made this place 
 In the beginning, did he plant any seeds 
 Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve 
 So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake was always offering 

And yeah yeah 
 God rolls great 
 Yeah yeah 
 God smells good 
 Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 

What if God smoked cannabis 
 Do you 'spose He had a buzz 
 When He made the platypus 
 When He created Earth, our home 
 Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones 
 And do you think He rolls His own 
 Up there in heaven on the throne 
 And when the saints go marching home 
 Maybe He sits and smokes a bone