John's new girlfriend is a [bad word] I don't know what he sees in that [bad word] [bad word] our lives
This bands gonna break up if that [bad word] does not die

John's got to stop taking LSD
It's making him think she's a 10, really she's a 3
What the [bad word] 
Looks like her face got ran over by a [bad word] 
Dump that [bad word] Dump that [bad word] And stop being a [bad word] [bad word] 
Ringo won't shut the [bad word] up
And George keeps writing stupid [bad word] songs
That's my job
I'm the musical genius, they can all just suck my nuts

Suck my nuts
Suck my nuts
And while you're down there, suck my [bad word]  [bad word] this [bad word]  I've got a plan
Linda and I will start our own band
And call it Metallica
Metallica, yeah, that is a good name for a band

Metallica
Metallica
I'll have [bad word] that name by Linda

Our new band Metallica is going to be super sick
If Linda ever dies, I'll marry a one-legged [bad word] And then divorce her six years later
'Cause she was such a [bad word] [bad word]