You say hello
 And I say hello back
 You say it's nice to
 See me again [bad word] 
 This conversation just keeps going
 Want to get through this without you knowing
 You can see it in my eyes
 My calculating [bad word] lies
 You look at me so appalled
 'cause I don't recognize you at all

 Now am I an [bad word]  Or are you just boring?
 'Cause one of these two things must be [bad word]  I self absorbed, preoccupied, and shockingly [bad word]  Or is there just nothing memorable about you?
 Well even if I'm arrogant and totally suck
 I'm still betting on the latter 'cause you're bland as [bad word] 

 I don't know who you are
 I don't have a freaking clue
 So get a catchphrase, get an accent
 [bad word] your face up with a tattoo
 Okay, so fine, so now you know
 That I don't know, so there you go
 That you don't even look a little familiar to me
 And I blame you
 I blame you

 I'm willing to bet
 This happens to you a lot
 This can't be the first
 Blank stare that you've got

 You're a sand-filled desert without a mirage
 You're a Honda Accord in a parking garage
 You're camouflage on camouflage
 You're a dumb white guy on entourage
 You've chosen no form of expression
 Yet expect to make an impression

 Now am I a [bad word]  Or are you just blugh?
 Hey I think that question is pretty fair
 You're looking at me like I discovered Alaska
 But I won't remember you anyway so I don't care
 You're overwhelming averageness is such a drag
 So fix the situation or wear a name tag

 I don't know who you are
 Not even a little bit
 Carry nun-chucks, adopt a black kid
 To make people give a [bad word]  Okay, so fine, so now you know
 That I don't know, so there you go
 That you don't even look a little familiar to me
 And I blame you
 I blame you

 I blame you
 I blame you