If your haven’t got problems I feel bad for you son
 I got 99 problems and a [bad word] ain’t one

 Tip my hat to the sun in the west
 Feel the beat right in my chest
 At the crossroads a second time
 Make the devil change his mind.
 Its a pound of flesh but its really a ton
 99 problems and a [bad word] ain’t one

 [bad word] 
 If your haven’t got problems I feel bad for you son
 I got 99 problems and a [bad word] ain’t one
 99 problems
 But a [bad word] ain’t one.

 Like broken glass under my feet
 I can lose my mind in the sea
 Looking for prize but I don’t blood
 All I wanna drink is drink the flood
 You [bad word] inside but your friends [bad word] 
 99 problems and a [bad word] ain’t one

 If your haven’t got problems I feel bad for you son
 I got 99 problems and a [bad word] ain’t one
 I got 99
 99
 99
 99
 99 problems
 But a [bad word] ain’t one.

 99
 99 problems and a [bad word] ain’t one

Hugo - 99 problems