[bad word] to cyberspace, I'm lost in the fog 
everything's digital I'm still analog 
when something goes wrong 
I don't have a clue 
some 10-year-old smart [bad word] has to show me what to do 
Sign on with high speed you don't have to wait 
Sit there for days and vegetate 
I access my email, read all my spam, I'm an analog man.

the whole world's living in a digital dream 
it's not really there
it's all on the screen 
makes me forget who I am 
I'm an analog man 

Yeah I'm an analog man in a digital world 
I'm gonna get me an analog girl 
Who loves me for what I am.
I'm an analog man

What's wrong with vinyl, I think it sounds great 
LPs, 45s, 78s but that's just the way I am 
I'm an analog man

Turn on the tube, watch until dawn
one hundred channels, nothing is on  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] 
the whole world's glued to the cable TV
It looks so real on the big LCD
murder and violence are rated PG, too bad for the children 
they are what they see 

the whole world's living in a digital dream 
it's not really there
it's all on the screen 
makes me forget who I am 
I'm an analog man

yeah I'm an analog man in a digital world 
I'm gonna get me an analog girl 
Who loves me for what I am.
I'm an analog man