Hollywood is a breeding ground for [bad word] 
Egos get as big, as Billy Corgans (THAT'S BIG!)
Skinny girl, eat some more food!
Muscleman, you look like a [bad word] freak!

Hollywood is a nice place for the weekend
Not a place, for a nice person to live (I DO!)
Movie star, no one likes you
How d'ya learn, to be so [bad word] mean?

Take me home (TO) sweet West bay
Big women (Ooo) Stinky's peepshow
This Thursday (YEAH)
Glamour [bad word] and some New York band

Let's go (LET'S GO!) 

Los Angeles, ÜBER ALLES
Or at least, that's what they like to believe

Take me home (TO) sweet West bay
Big women (Ooo) Stinkey's peepshow
This Thursday (YEAH)
Boobzilla flattens out [bad word] Tokyo

Let's go (LET'S GO!)