[bad word] a rain storm
Put [bad word] on your feet [bad word] a snow storm
You can get a little heat [bad word] love
Nothing can be done
 [bad word] a fire
 [bad word] and rescue you*
Blow a tire
You can patch the inner tube [bad word] love
Nothing can be done

Don't try hidin'
'Cause it isn't any use
You'll just start slidin'
When your heart turns on the juice
 [bad word] a heat wave
You can hurry to the shore* [bad word] a summons
Hide yourself behind a door [bad word] love
Nothing can be done
 [bad word] a headache
You can lose it in a day [bad word] a toothache
See your dentist right away [bad word] love
Nothing can be done
 [bad word] the measles
You can quarrantine the room [bad word] a mousie
You can chase it with a broom [bad word] love
Nothing can be done

That's all brother
If you've ever been in love
That's all brother
And you know just what I'm speakin' of
 [bad word] a nightmare
You can always stay awake [bad word] depression
You could get another break [bad word] love
Nothing can be done
Nothing can be done