RON:
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
You don't understand
you're a legend, man, to us all!
Every son and daughter
RON & THE KIDS: [spoken] "SAFE!"

RON:
... From You-Know-Who,
all because of you!
You were small,
but I wonder if you can recall...

 [bad word]  Oooo...]

RON:
Long story short,
this guy,
[whispered] "Voldemort"
was super [bad word] ..

HARRY: 
[spoken] "Voldemort?"

THE KIDS:
[GASP!] "SHHH!!!"

 [bad word]  Oooo...]

RON:
... Tried to kill you & your parents,
and this is where it gets intensely cool...
Even though you were a tiny little boy,
you shoulda died but you survived and then destroyed
this evil guy and it's story we enjoy to tell....

RON & THE KIDS:
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
We don't prefer Gandalf,
Merlin, or Oz,
You're a whole lot hotter!
With that lighting scar,
you're a superstar to us all!
If we're in trouble we know who to call!

RITA SKEETER:
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
I wouldn't wince at all,
you're invincible to all harm!
Like betty crocker--

RITA SKEETER & THE KIDS:
[Oooh!]

RITA:
... I wanna eat you up!
No one'll beat you up
with that charm!
Remember, Harry, kid, 
you're the Boss, 
you're the King,
you're the Bomb!

HARRY:
But this is all so sad,
I mean, my Mom and Dad
were killed, long ago...

THE KIDS:
[Long ago they died!]

HARRY:
... I wanna be psyched,
but being unliked
is all I know...

 [bad word] 
[... All he knows, that's why--]

HARRY:
I never thought I'd be a part of such a fate,
an opportunity eleven years late...
I guess it's time for me step up to the plate
and show 'em that I'm something great!

I'm Harry Freakin' Potter!
I'll do what I can
if what you say I am is [bad word] #33;

I can't be bothered
by my awful past,
I've found at last 
something I can do,
so it's time I knew
exactly who I am...

I'm Harry Freakin' Potter!