I've been in this business for fifteen years
If people have a problem and don't want talk to the police
They want talk to me
So, this Friday afternoon I got a phone call
Young lady asked me to go downtown
What the [bad word] is a girl like Mandy Cooper
 doing at the lower Manhattan Ocean Club?
Looking like a taxi model
And with a voice like Mihaelia Jackson
She don't need to work in slots like this
She got the pair of blue eyes that look green to me
And then she approached me
Oh boy
Miss Cooper, I suppose?
Let's stop playing games
I'm on the job here
 [bad word] to terms
She tried to wind me up with some nonsense
 about an ex-boyfriend who was giving her a hard time
I said listen honey
We all know you can help yourself
If you want me to work on your case
Let's get things straight -- and now.
Oh boy
Nobody is ever gonna damage your career
With a voice like this
And a pair of eyes
You're gonna be huge in any business
You still don't smoke?
I need to drink
And maybe you join me
Looks better for the chappy over there
Looks like old friends
Meeting after a hard night's work
I walked to the corner slowly
Wanted to ask Mr. Big here for a light
He turned around
I put a quarter into the jukebox
And played a beautiful Ave Maria
When I turned around  miss Сooper had gone.