[bad word]  repeat 2X 

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) 
My name is.. {scratches Slim Shady 
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) 
My name is.. {scratches Slim Shady 

Ahem.. excuse me! 
Can I have the attention of the class 
for one second? 

[Eminem] 
Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!) 
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!) 
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!) 
Try 'cid and get [bad word] up worse that my life is? (Huh?) 
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight 
but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..) 
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!" 
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!" 
Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else 
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt 
Got [bad word] off and ripped Pamela Lee's [bad word] off 
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross 
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my [bad word] 
faster than a fat [bad word] who sat down too fast 
C'mere [bad word]  (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!) 
I don't give a [bad word]  God sent me to [bad word] the world off! 
 [bad word] 

[Eminem] 
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high 
Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty-five 
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler 
and stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (Owwwwwwww!) 
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up 
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my [bad word] in the tip cup  [bad word] over pedestrians 
in a spaceship while they screamin at me: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!" 
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to 
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do  [bad word] ) 
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper 
Make a record about doin [bad word] and name it after her (Oh thank you!) 
You know you blew up when the [bad word] your stands 
and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!) 
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph 
(Dude, can I get your autograph?) 
So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, [bad word] ' 
 [bad word] 

[Eminem] 
Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!) 
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE! 
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die  [bad word] that!) 
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive 
(Huh yup!) [bad word] or goin? I can barely decide 
I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead) 
All my life I was very deprived 
I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide 
(Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too) 
I spit when I talk, I'll [bad word] anything that walks (C'mere) 
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits 
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) 
YOU AIN'T GOT NO [bad word]  (WAHHH!) 
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed 
Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!) 
I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!) 
And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?) 
Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had