My friend‘s got a girlfriend
Man he hates that [bad word] He tells me every day
He says “man I really gotta lose my chick
In the worst kind of way”

She sits on her [bad word] He works his hands to the bone
To give her money every payday
But she wants more dinero just to stay at home
Well my friend
You gotta say

I won‘t pay, I won‘t pay ya, no way
Why don‘t you get a job
Say no way, say no way, no way
Why don‘t you get a job

I guess all his money, well it isn‘t enough
To keep her bill collectors at bay
I guess all his money, well it isn‘t enough
Cause that girl‘s got expensive taste

I won‘t pay, I won‘t pay ya, no way
Why don‘t you get a job
Say no way, say no way, no way
Why don‘t you get a job

Well I guess it ain‘t easy doing nothing at all
But hey man free rides just [bad word] along
every day

Let me tell you about my other friend now

My friend‘s got a boyfriend, man she hates that [bad word] She tells me every day
He wants more dinero just to stay at home
Well my friend, you gotta say

I won‘t pay, I won‘t pay ya, no way
Why don‘t you get a job
Say no way, say no way, no way
Why don‘t you get a job

I won't give you no money
Why don't you get a job
Say no way, say no way, no way
Why don‘t you get a job