Kyle"s mom"s a [bad word]  she"s a big fat [bad word] 
She"s the biggest [bad word] in the whole wide world,
She"s a stupid [bad word] if there ever was a [bad word] 
She"s a [bad word] to all the boys and girls!

On Monday she"s a [bad word]  on Tuesday she"s a [bad word] 
And Wednesday through Saturday she"s a [bad word] 
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She"s a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle"s mom?
She"s the biggest [bad word] in the whole wide world,
She"s a mean old [bad word] and she has stupid hair,
She"s a [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] .. [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  she"s a stupid [bad word] 
Kyle"s mom"s a [bad word]  and she just a dirty [bad word] 

Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little bit somethin" like this!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle"s Mom,
She"s the biggest [bad word] in the whole wide world,
She"s a mean old [bad word]  she has stupid hair,
She"s a [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] [bad word]  [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] 
She"s a stupid [bad word]  Kyle"s Mom"s a [bad word] 
And she"s such a dirty [bad word] 

I really mean it,
Kyle"s Mom, she"s a big fat, stinking [bad word] Big old fat [bad word]  [bad word]  Kyle"s Moooooooooooooom
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa