I tried once to be civil
But I just got put on hold
I'm sick of [bad word] 
The espresso is too cold
You act like you're a friend 
But then you talk 'bout how we suck
Just save it for your [bad word] That's the only thing you'll [bad word]  [bad word] 

If I was smart [bad word] fast
Out of this town
Sometimes I want to shout and scream [bad word] L.A.

Traded your Doc Martens
In exchange for cowboy boots
You're asking who's Keith Morris
Yeah you're punk rock
Where's your roots
You're a rocker you're a biker
You're punk rock now you skate
Last year it was Zeppelin
Now it's Bad Brains
You're a fake
 [bad word] 
Spoken:
Now, don't get me wrong. You're probably thinking we're just some trendy punk rock band, jumping on the bandwagon. Like how many times have you heard me say [bad word]  anyway? Mm.. Seven to be exact. We still have four more to go. Now I know L.A. has got some beautiful people; it's also got some great bands. NOFX, Bad Religion; [bad word]  I owe my life to this city. But I have had more motorcycles stolen here than Nirvana has songs about Heroin. You can't really surf, unless you wanna get hepatitus.. Wait a second!
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