Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
  Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
  To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
 [bad word] and dance every night, sing with a hula melody
  
  I met a hula mistress somewhere in Waikiki
  Well she was sellin' pineapple, playin' ukulele
  And when I went to the [bad word] on and teach me to sway
  She laughed and whispered to me, [bad word] tonight to the bay
  
  The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai
  Around calypso sarong we'll all be singin' this song
  
  Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
  Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
  To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
 [bad word] and dance every night, sing with a hula melody
  
  Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
  Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
  To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
 [bad word] and dance every night, sing with a hula melody
  
  And down on the shore they gather romance
  She showed me much more, not only to dance...
  
  Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
  Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
  To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
 [bad word] and dance every night, sing with a hula melody
  
  Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
  Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
  To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
 [bad word] and dance every night, sing with a hula melody
  
  The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai
  Around calypso sarong we'll all be singin' this song
  
  Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
  Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
  To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
 [bad word] and dance every night, sing with a hula melody
  
  Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
  Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
  To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
 [bad word] and dance every night, sing with a hula melody