Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world
All other countries [bad word] by little girls
Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium
Other countries have inferior potassium

Kazakhstan home of [bad word] swimming pool.
Its length 30 meter, width six meter
Filtration system a marvel to behold
It remove 18% of human solid waste

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Darashik to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
very nosy people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in world.
We invented toffee and trouser pants.
Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course for too many scars

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place.
From Plains of Darashik to Northern fence of Jewtown. [bad word] grasp the mighty [bad word] of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!