[bad word] he [bad word] and p.i.p. with me
Down at the meter no more? [bad word] he turn off the t.v.
And he hang that sign on the door?
We call and we call [bad word] " we say
What could make a boy behave this way?
He learn all of the lines, and every time he
don't stutter when he talk
And it's [bad word]  It's [bad word]  He sure is aquired a
cool and inspired sorta jazz when he walk
Where's his jacket and his old blue jeans?
If this ain't healthy is it some kinda clean?

I think Chuck E's in love

I don't believe what you're saying to me
This is something I gotta see Is he here?
Look in the poolhall Is he here?
Look in the [bad word] Is he here?
No, he [bad word] here no more

I'll tell you what I saw him
He was sittin' us down at the Pantages
And whatever is that he got up his sleeve
I hope it isn't contagious
What's her name? Is that her there?
Christ, I think he's [bad word] his hair!
Is that her? What's her name?
Oh, it's never going to be same.
But that's not her
I know what's wrong--
Chuck E's in love with the little girl who's singing this song
Chuck E's in love with me