Well ya play that Tarantella
All the hounds they start to roar
And the boys all go to [bad word] Then the Cubans hit the floor
And they drive along the pipeline
They tango till they're sore
They take apart their nightmares
And they leave them by the door
 [bad word] 
Let me fall out the window
With confetti in my hair
Deal out jack or better
On a blanket by the stairs
I'll tell you all my secrets
But I lie about my past So send me off to bed forever more.

Make sure they play my theme song
I guess daisies will have to do
Just get me to New Orleans
And paint shadows on the pews
Turn the spit on that pig
Kick the [bad word] and let me down
Put my clarinet beneath your bed
Till I get back in town.
 [bad word] 
Just sure she's all in calico
And the colour of a doll
Wave the flag on cadillac day
And a skillet on the wall
Cut me a switch or hold your breath
Till the sun goes down
Write my name on the hood
Send me off to another town