Spoken Intro
Emperor: It's not the east or the west side...
Vader: No it's not!
Emperor: It's not the north or the south side...
Vader: No it's not!
Emperor: It's the dark side...
Vader: You are correct!
Emperor: Keep frontin the Empire; to all you Vader haters out there: we'll blow your planet up!
Verse 1
Vader: What is thy bidding, my master?
Emperor: It's the disaster, Skywalker' we're after.
Vader: What if he could be turned to the dark side...?
Emperor: Yes! He'd be a powerful ally... another dark Jedi...
Vader: He will join us or die. WE GOT DEATH STAR! (repeat 7 times)
Stormtroopers (echoing Vader): DEATH STAR! (repeat 7 times)
Vader: And you know that we got it... (repeat once)
Stormtroopers: DEATH STAR! (repeat once)
Spoken Interlude
Uncle Owen: Luke! Get your [bad word] over here right now. Quit monkeying around with that [bad word] landspeeder. Where are them two droids I asked you to clean boy? You clean your room?!
Verse 2
Luke: Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation. I cleaned the droids: can I go to Tosche Station? I got a lay away on the power converter, but now you're treating me like a [bad word] nerf herder.
Ghost Obi-Wan: Luke! Use the Force [bad word]  [bad word] to [bad word] to Dagobah. (repeat once)
Yoda: I'm Yoda, I'm a soldja, I mold ja then I fold ja, I thought I told ja! Don't be unwise, judge me not by my size. You won't believe your eyes, watch the X-wing rise.
Luke: Yoda... why you being a playa hata? You know that I still must confront Lord Vada'.
Yoda: But Luke, not ready are you...
Luke: But there's a city in the clouds where they're keepin' my crew. Jedi's gotta do what a Jedi's gotta do, so now Vader': [bad word] for you!
Spoken Interlude
Luke: Yeah, that's right Artoo, I've set a new course. We're going for Cloud City. (drinks alcoholic beverage) Ah, that's some mighty good gin and tonic, would you mix me up another? (Things are about to get ugly.)*
Verse 3
Vader: Impressive, now release your anger! You must have sensed that your friends are in danger.
Luke: Owww! Why did you slice off my hand?!
Vader: It's an imperative that you understand! Obi-Wan would never bother... telling you about your father.
Luke: He told me enough, he told me you killed him!
Vader: Then there's something I must reveal then, I'm your father, I'm your father (repeat 3 times).
Outro
Han Solo: Knock 'em out the box Luke, knock 'em out! (repeat 4 times) Knock him out the box, Luke.