My granny while on her deathbed, 
She turned and said to me, 
"Why must you view life so morbidly? 
I tried to teach you right, 
But somewhere I went wrong, 
'Cause you sing those death, death, devil, devil, evil, evil songs." 

When six pallbearers put her down 
And laid her body in the ground, 
My eyes were wet, my face was very long. 
The pastor said, "Son, here you are. 
Won't you please take this guitar? 
Sing dear departed Granny one last song." 
And I sang... 
 [bad word]  
Death, death, devil, devil, devil, devil, evil, evil, evil, evil songs.  [bad word]  you know that's how I get along. 
(The world is full of tragedy) so how can it be wrong, 
Singing death, death, death, death, devil, devil, evil, evil songs. 

Well, I was shopping at Hot Topic 
And I was walking out the door, 
When two dumb jocks came up to me. 
They said, "Hey [bad word]  it ain't Halloween!" 
And they kicked my lipstick to the floor. 
And I sang... 
 [bad word] - The world is full of idiots) 

Well, I went down to church on Sunday. 
I sat up front in a pew. 
The priest said, "Jesus and Mary, too! 
Son, what the Devil's got into you? 
Get up and sing a hymn or two!" 
And I sang... 
 [bad word] - The world's full of hypocrisy) 

I was invited to the White House. 
The president pulled me aside. 
He said, "Son, sing us a song of peace 
For those evil-doers in the Middle East." 
I rolled my eyes and kicked this rhyme. 
I sang... 
 [bad word] - The world is full of Dubyas) 

Well, then I died and went to [bad word]  
I could tell right away by the awful smell 
That this was clearly not the pearly gates. 
The Devil said, [bad word] here young man. 
My wife and I are your biggest fans!" 
So naturally I felt I had it made. 

Well, then he reached into an iron chest 
And he picked the tool that he felt was best. 
And then he jabbed me in the [bad word] 
With a pitchfork that had sharpened prongs. 
He turned to me and winked and sang this song. 
He sang... 

Death, death, devil, devil, devil, devil, evil, evil, evil, evil songs. 
Yeah, I know that's how you got along. 
I find your songs hilarious but now your soul's precarious, 
Singing your death, death, death, death, devil, devil, evil, evil songs. 
I'm just kidding, kid. [bad word] to [bad word]  enjoy the buffet! 
 [bad word]  
Death, death, devil, devil, devil, devil, evil, evil, evil, evil songs.  [bad word]  you know that's how we get along. 
The world is full of sinners so how can it be wrong, 
Singing death, death, death, death, devil, devil, evil, evil songs.