I have a private [bad word] 
Of excellent quality
I've dwelt there for years
Playing with my fears
It's tasteful, luxurious
And full of uality
And though they are tears
I control them with my gears

Well all in all I must tell you
Well I must tell you
I'm so proud of my private [bad word] 

Anger and greed brew
And then they stamped
Till I can transmute
Them into more loot
It's tasteful, luxurious
And full of uality
And though they are tears
I control them with my gears

Well all in all I must tell you
Well I must tell you
I'm so proud of my private [bad word] 
(I'm so proud of my private [bad word] 

Well all in all I must tell you
Well I must tell you all in all
(My private [bad word] 
Well all in all I must tell you
(My private [bad word] 
Well I must tell you
I'm so proud of my private [bad word] 
Proud of my private [bad word] 
Proud of my private [bad word]