OH, JOSEPH, JOSEPH, OLD YOU MAKE MIND UP
IT’S TIME, I KNEW, JOSE, HOUR STAND WITH YOU
I HAVE NO CLOCK - DADA COULD STOP WONDER
IT SHINE ME MAKE UP AFTER BEING [bad word] 

SO LISTEN, JOSEPH, JOSEPH, TIME IS FLEEING
AND HEAR AND THEM ARE HEAR IS TURNING WAY
MY MOTHER ELSE WOULD BE WHEN YOU ALSO NEVER HEAR
JOSEPH, JOSEPH, WANTING AN DATE…
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TI-PI-TI-PI-TIN TI-PI-TIN
TI-PI-TI-PI-TON TI-PI-TON
HE KEPT ON A-STEALING AND HE HAD FEELING SHE WAS SATISFIED
TI-PI-TI-PI-TIN TI-PI-TIN
TI-PI-TI-PI-TON TI-PI-TON
SHE WAS SAYING "GO SIR" SO HE HELD HER THAT'S [bad word] 
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CHOO CHOO TO BROADWAY FOO CINCINNATI
DON'T GET ICKY WITH THE ONE TWO THREE
LIFE IS JUST SO FINE ON THE SOLID SIDE OF THE LINE, RIP

HOLD TIGHT, HOLD TIGHT, HOLD TIGHT, HOLD TIGHT
FURLIYACKA SAKI WANT SEA FOOD MAMA
SHRIMPS AND RICE THEY'RE VERY NICE
HOLD TIGHT, HOLD TIGHT, HOLD TIGHT, HOLD TIGHT
FURLIYACKA SAKI WANT SEA FOOD MAMA
SHRIMPS AND RICE THEY'RE VERY NICE
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ROLL OUT THE BARREL, WE'LL HAVE BARREL OF FUN
ROLL OUT THE BARREL, WE'VE GOT THE BLUES ON [bad word] 
ZING BOOM TARARREL, RING OUT SONG OF GOOD CHEER
NOW'S THE TIME TO ROLL THE BARREL, FOR THE GANG'S ALL HERE
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DON'T SIT UNDER THE APPLE TREE
WITH ANYONE ELSE BUT ME
ANYONE ELSE BUT ME, ANYONE ELSE BUT ME
NO, NO, NO

DON'T SIT UNDER THE APPLE TREE
WITH ANYONE ELSE BUT ME
TILL [bad word] MARCHING HOME

DON'T GO WALKIN' DOWN LOVERS' LANE
WITH ANYONE ELSE BUT ME
ANYONE ELSE BUT ME, ANYONE ELSE BUT ME
NO, NO, NO

DON'T GO WALKIN' DOWN LOVER'S LANE
WITH ANYONE ELSE BUT ME
TILL [bad word] MARCHING HOME

I JUST GOT WORD FROM GUY WHO HEARD
FROM THE GUY NEXT DOOR TO ME
THE GIRL HE MET JUST LOVES TO PET
AND IT FITS YOU TO TEE

SO DON'T SIT UNDER THE APPLE TREE
WITH ANYONE ELSE BUT ME
TILL [bad word] MARCHING HOME
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MAMA, [bad word] OVER HERE
AND SEE WHO'S LOOKING IN MY WINDOW
IT'S THE BUTCHER BOY AND OH,
HE'S GOT BUNDLE IN HIS HAND.
TELL ME WHY HE WINKS HIS EYE
WHENEVER HE GOES BY MY WINDOW,
DAUGHTER, DAUGHTER, HE'S IN LOVE
AND YOU'RE IN LOVE, AND LOVE IS GRAND.

HEY MARIE! GOTTA DA PORK CHOP,
HEY MARIE! GOTTA DA LAMB CHOP,
U! YOU WANNA MARRY ME?
THE BUTCHER BOY, THE BUTCHER BOY,
SHE WANTS TO MARRY THE BUTCHER BOY

OH! MA-MA! OH GET THAT MAN FOR ME,
OH! MA-MA! HOW HAPPY I WILL BE
TRA-LA-LA AND CHEERY-BEERY-BEE
OH, IF I'M GONNA MARRY IT'S 
THE BUTCHER BOY FOR ME
OH, IF I'M GONNA MARRY IT'S 
THE BUTCHER BOY FOR ME
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OH, LAY THAT PISTOL DOWN, BABE. 
LAY THAT PISTOL DOWN. 
PISTOL PACKIN MAMA 
LAY THAT PISTOL DOWN.

OH, I'LL SING EVERY NIGHT BING 
AND I'LL WOO YOU EVERY DAY. 
I'LL BE YOUR REGULAR MAMA 
AND I'LL PUT THAT GUN AWAY. 

OH, LAY THAT PISTOL DOWN, BABE. 
LAY THAT PISTOL DOWN. 
PISTOL PACKIN MAMA
LAY THAT PISTOL DOWN.
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STRIKE UP THE MUSIC THE BAND HAS BEGUN
THE PENNSYLVANIA POLKA
PICK OUT YOUR PARTNER AND JOIN IN THE FUN
THE PENNSYLVANIA POLKA
IT STARTED IN SCRANTON, IT'S NOW NUMBER ONE
IT'S BOUND TO ENTERTAINER
EVERYBODY HAS MANIA TO DO THE POLKA FROM PENNSYLVANIA
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MOTHER, MAY I GO OUT DANCING?
YES, MY DARLING DAUGHTER
MOTHER, MAY I TRY ROMANCING?
YES, MY DARLING DAUGHTER
WHAT IF THERE'S MOON, MAMA DARLING, AND IT'S SHINING ON THE WATER
MOTHER, MUST I KEEP ON DANCING?
YES, MY DARLING DAUGHTER
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HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN 
THE SKIES ABOVE ARE CLEAR AGAIN