Hey!
Jingle balls, jingle balls,
Jingle both my balls,
Santa Clause is a big fat fraud
You know this if your broke.
Hey!
Jingle balls, jingle balls,
Jingle both my balls,
Santa Clause is a big fat fraud
You know this if your broke.
Hey!

Dashing through the snow
With a one horse huge [bad word] [bad word] Put it in his [bad word] and tell his [bad word] he didn't buy me [bad word] I'm broke as [bad word]  I'm [bad word] 
He knows that but but still
He didn't bring any presents for me [bad word] Christmas, eat [bad word] 

Jingle balls, jingle balls,
Jingle both my balls,
Santa Clause is a big fat fraud
You know this if your broke.
Hey!
Jingle balls, jingle balls,
Jingle both my balls,
Santa Clause is a big fat fraud
You know this if your broke.
Hey!

day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And go to the mall and punch his face in
And tell him [bad word] die.
He looks like a used up tampon
I hate him, [bad word] him, [bad word] fraud
And all I want for Christmas is
knife to cut his head off.

Jingle balls, jingle balls,
Jingle both my balls,
Santa Clause is a big fat fraud
You know this if your broke.
Hey!
Jingle balls, jingle balls,
Jingle both my balls,
Santa Clause is a big fat fraud
You know this if your broke.
Hey!