Out in the forest, on the grass I lay 
Reading a volume I bought on eBay 
The pages are dusty, yellow and old 
Mystical secrets I'm starting to unfold 

Warmth, wisdom, gaudium and bliss 
trickle of glory springs like the dog [bad word] 
Shower of gold, non sparkling beverage 
The low rate of carbohydrates makes me bold... 

Aaahhh Aaahhh Aaahhh 
Delizia, primizia, malizia 
Peperlizia, egizia, immondizia 
Aaahhh Aaahhh Aaahhh 
Patrizia, sevizia, letizia 
Giudizia, Yakuzia, Pomezia 

Page after page, line after line 
Delicious taste, excrement of a swine 
Darky and brown, creamy consistence 
Enters my mouth, I oppose no resistance 

Ooohhh Ooohhh Ooohhh 
Gentile, robusto e [bad word] 
Prelibato e gustoso al palato 
Ooohhh Ooohhh Ooohhh 
Caramella, [bad word]  Graziella 
Mozzarella, nutella, Scaramella 

Blessed be, Karkagnor, with no other term 
Who forged yummy dishes, but flavoured like sperm 
Blessed be, Karkagnor, the almighty cook 
It makes my mouth water, the sight of his book 

But now, what I see? Cholesterol, lipids in me! 
Monosaccharides, polysaccharides, 
I'm still longing for thee! 
Proteinic support is now starting to flee - this is [bad word]  
Thanks to your meal I've contracted hepatite 

Damned be, Karkagnor, and your poisoned food 
Unhealty and toxic but nonetheless good 
Damned be, Karkagnor, you unholy chef 
Forbidden by both FAO and UNICEF 
Damned be, Karkagnor, and your poisoned food! 
Cialda croccante al sapor di pupù 
Damned be, Karkagnor, you unholy Chef! 
In un mondo di malinconia al caffè 

And where have you been, Kai Hansel my son? 
And where have you been, my Hanson young man? 
I've been to Sad Donald, mother make my bed soon 
'Cos I'm full in the stomach, rest all the afternoon 

And what did you eat there, Kai Hansel my son? 
And what did you eat there, Mike Jackson young man? 
An Unhappy Meal, mother free toilet soon 
'Cos my [bad word] is whistling for a [bad word] like the moon 

And how was the food there, Kai Hansel my son? 
And how was the food there, Rich' Benson young man? 
Delicious but [bad word]  mother dig my grave soon 
For I'm doomed by Karkagnor's sick plexiglass spoon