wait i've got to do my hair
can't have others looking better than me
that won't be cool
waste my hairspray after school
cut a line in the kitchen
call a cab. yeah. we're [bad word] steal some money from my dad
get home later. he'll be mad
i'm bad. it's sad.

no one gives a [bad word] we're you're going out tonight, baby.
we pretend we care cos the money is alright
take a good look at yourself
you will see it's something else, baby.
no one gives a [bad word] where you're going by yourself
nice one.

moving on from girl to [bad word] their ipod
stroking with your [bad word] hand
make them scream out, "oh my god!"
it is not your day as you watch [bad word] away
have they not heard of your band?
have they not heard you're the man?

no one give a [bad word] where you're going by yourself.

keep on doing what you do. clearly we are just jealous
we don't have a dead cool crew so we're kicking up a fuss
15 minutes worth of fame. everyone will know our name
we just have to sell our soul. guestlist is our only goal.

no one give a [bad word] where you're going by yourself.
except you