On the first day of Christmas,
my [bad word] love sent to me
fledgling modeling agency.

On the second day of Christmas,
my [bad word] love sent to me
Two giant [bad word] 
And a fledgling modeling agency.

On the third day of Christmas,
my [bad word] love sent to me
Three former husbands,
Two giant [bad word] 
And a fledgling modeling agency.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my [bad word] love sent to me
Four Italian suits,
Three former husbands,
Two giant [bad word] 
And a  fledgling modeling agency.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my [bad word] love sent to me
Five naked men,
Four Italian suits,
Three former husbands,
Two giant [bad word] 
And a  fledgling modeling agency.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my [bad word] love sent to me
Six paparazzi,
Five naked men,
Four Italian suits,
Three former husbands,
Two giant [bad word] 
And a  fledgling modeling agency.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my [bad word] love sent to me
Seven docs/doctors injecting,
Six paparazzi,
Five naked men,
Four Italian suits,
Three former husbands,
Two giant [bad word] 
And a  fledgling modeling agency.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my [bad word] love sent to me
Eight Texan waxing,
Seven docs/doctors injecting,
Six paparazzi,
Five naked men,
Four Italian suits,
Three former husbands,
Two giant [bad word] 
And a  fledgling modeling agency.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my [bad word] love sent to me
Nine model prancing,
Eight Texan waxing,
Seven docs/doctors injecting,
Six paparazzi,
Five naked men,
Four Italian suits,
Three former husbands,
Two giant [bad word] 
And a  fledgling modeling agency.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my [bad word] love sent to me
Ten [bad word] a-prepping,
Nine model prancing,
Eight Texan waxing,
Seven docs/doctors injecting,
Six paparazzi,
Five naked men,
Four Italian suits,
Three former husbands,
Two giant [bad word] 
And a  fledgling modeling agency.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my [bad word] love sent to me
Eleven charges pending,
Ten [bad word] a-prepping,
Nine model prancing,
Eight Texan waxing,
Seven docs/doctors injecting,
Six paparazzi,
Five naked men,
Four Italian suits,
Three former husbands,
Two giant [bad word] 
And a  fledgling modeling agency.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my [bad word] love sent to me
Twelve boyfriends begging,
Eleven charges pending,
Ten [bad word] a-prepping,
Nine model prancing,
Eight Texan waxing,
Seven docs/doctors injecting,
Six paparazzi,
Five naked men,
Four Italian suits,
Three former husbands,
Two giant [bad word] 
And a  fledgling modeling agency!