Our hearts will love you, our lips will kiss you,
Our teeth will tear your flesh apart,
The will of death and [bad word] is on display, 
Like a precious work of art,
I said, "It's such a coup, it's nothing new, it's nothing we haven't seen,
It's just a big to-do to punish you for being so unclean”
 
Our operations are standing by
To provide you with excellent service,
But the monotones makes you wanna to die
And also understandably nervous,
I spoke with Gerald Ford on the Ouija board and he said, the whole thing stinks,
He said, "It's such a bore, it's nothing more than playing Tiddly-Winks”
So 
 
Doom and gloom, and doom, and gloom,
Hounds of [bad word] are howling at the moon,
And we're visiting Joe Biden's tomb,
And the eternal sands of time [bad word] their course,
Just like a headless horseman without a horse,
Oh, and I don't care of any of these things,
When I hit the iceberg, the iceberg sinks,
I don't need your pravity,
So, go ahead and slap your big X on me
 
Our corporate masters bathe in profits
From the reusable nightmare,
The action news correspondent displays his marveling shiny hair,
He said, "It’s getting a little bit stuffy in here now, don’t you think?”
But never fear, the weekend’s here,
You can dive into your drink, before more
 
Doom and doom, and doom, and gloom,
Judgment day is [bad word] soon,
All the boys and girls, stay in the room,
Even though this story is about you,
This story will be surely told without you,
And the eternal sands of time [bad word] their course,
Just like a headless horseman without a horse