Don't have to tell me, that life ain't fair,
I lost twelve of my very best men in there,
Well, hold on,
Hold on to your curse,
This story is depressing and it's gonna get worse,
I gotta know, what the man on the street thinks,
I wanna drink what the man on the beach drinks,
Need a security perimeter with Venetian blinds,
And an emergency meeting of the meeting of the minds
 
Can't see the forest through the trees,
I make my living in American cheese,
Bringing everybody to their knees,
So have another slice of American cheese,
Well, I know it'd be better with Gouda or Cheddar
 
Oh!
Now there's fifty dead actresses lying in your wake,
So have another piece of chicken, have a piece of steak,
But be nice, lover, be nice to me,
Cause there's an evil [bad word] #39; that we just can't see
 
I gotta feel everything that I can't feel,
I gotta steal, when I went with the meal deal,
I gotta bless their heart and forgive their sins,
And pass all my curses to the next of kin
 
Can't see the forest through the trees,
I make my living in American cheese,
Bringing everybody to their knees,
So have another slice of American cheese,
I'm not an Italian fella, but I like Mozzarella
 
Oh!
This conversation is just a time-killer, time-filler,
Taking its toll upon my heart,
(Taking its toll upon my heart)
This corporation is just a feed-biller, seed-spiller,
 [bad word] bent on tearing us apart,
 [bad word] bent on tearing us apart)
The pop king of the nation died from painkillers long after Thriller,
They sell his music at K-Mart,
(They sell his music at K-Mart)
Going station to station,
Looking for Ben Stiller getting Phyllis Diller
 
Now do lets go back to the start,
(Now do lets go back to the start)
This conversation is just a (Now do lets go back to the start) time-killer, time-filler
(Now do lets go back to the start) This conversation is just a (Now do lets go back to the start) time-killer, time-filler
(Now do lets go back to the start) This conversation is just a (Now do lets go back to the start) time-killer, time-filler
(Now do lets go back to the start) This conversation is just a (Now do lets go back to the start) time-killer, time-filler
(Now do lets go back to the start) This conversation is just a (Now do lets go back to the start) time-killer, time-filler
Now do lets go back to the start