I'm done with the road,
I need an abode,
door to put my keys in,
I've been a rolling stone, but now going alone
Is akin [bad word] treason,
Now, speaking of
Women in love,
It's rhyme without reason, [bad word] out from the forest,
We'll move into the [bad word] 
Cause it's wood chopping season,
But first we'll build a bridge from here to there 
Out of the finest mahogany,
And then we'll build a place to sit and stare,
I can't believe that you got to me
 
I see the meaning of life, girl, 
As our house [bad word] a home,
And I've made you my wife, girl, 
Maybe you throw me a bone,
Let me sit down at your table and chairs,
Freed from all cares,
Let me drown in your stares at your
Table and chairs
 
Now, we've done our best,
Passed every test
For cohabitation,
But the registry sucks!
I need five hundred bucks
To finance your elation,
Some assembly required,
I'm already tired!
And I'm owed an explanation,
It's a housekeeping heist!
Oh, Jesus Christ!
I think I need a vacation,
But first we'll apply a coat of varnish
With the best polyurethane,
Preventing any measure of tarnish 
And providing a pleasant stain
 
I'm drinking in the amazement 
As our house [bad word] a home,
And there's a finished basement 
For all my most treasured tomes,
And room for your 
Table and chair,
Freed from all cares,
Let me drown in your stares at your
Table and chairs
 
Any house can be a home,
If [bad word] to shove,
But I really gotta know,
Do we have enough space,
Have enough space for all this love?
I can knock down some walls ,
Build an extension,
Lay down some drywall,
Trip the circuit breaker,
And build an extension!
 
I can get used to living anywhere,
I used to live in a condominium with three other guys,
I was paying 200 dollars a month,
But this is way better ‒
Now I got a table and chairs,
I got a woman and a wife,
I got a television the size of Oklahoma,
I got a yard for my invisible dog,
And my invisible fence,
And I can keep the government off my lawn,
I don't need no government [bad word] to [bad word] with me!
I got married to my wife,
And we bought a house…
And also a table and chairs