Hand me down my walkin' cane,
Hand me down my hat,
Hurry now and don't be late,
Cause we ain't got time to chat,
You and me, we're goin' out,
To catch the latest sound,
Guaranteed to blow your mind
So high, you [bad word] down
 
Hey, y'all, prepare yourself for [bad word] (Rubberband Man) Man,
You've never heard a sound, 
Like [bad word] (Never heard a sound) Man,
You're bound to lose control,
When [bad word] (And he likes to jam) starts to jam 
 
Oh, Lord, this dude is oughta sight!
Everything he does
Seem [bad word] out right
 
Once I went to hear him play
At a club outside of town,
I was so surprised, I was hypnotized,
By the sound this cat's puttin' down,
When I saw this short, fat guy 
Stretch a band between his toes,
Hey, I laughed so hard,
Cause the man got down,
When he finally reached his goal
 
Hey, y'all, prepare yourself for [bad word] (Rubberband Man) Man, 
You've never heard a sound,
Like [bad word] (Rubberband Man) Man, 
You're bound to lose control, 
When [bad word] starts to jam (And he likes to jam)
 [bad word]  uh!
Up on his toes,
And then he wriggled it up
All around his nose,
Have you seen it?
 
Doo-doo doo doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo
 
Guaranteed to blow your mind, 
Doo-doo doo doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo
 [bad word] Man)
Playin' all that music, yet keepin' time,
Doo-doo doo doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo
Where in the world did he learn that? Doo-doo
Oh, Lord… (Doo-doo-doo) Lord, help him get away
 
Hey, y'all, prepare yourself for [bad word] Man,
You've never heard a sound,
Like [bad word]  [bad word] Man) Man, 
You're bound just to lose control,
When [bad word] (He starts to jam) Man starts to jam,
The band, oh [bad word]  man…
 
‒ How much of this stuff do he think, we can stand?
‒ I don't know
 
Doo-doo doo doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo
So much rhythm, grace, and debonair from one man, (one man) 
Doo-doo doo doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo
Lord, and then he had the nerve to wiggle his left toe (yes, toes) 
Doo-doo doo doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo
Towards his knee, got the feeling in his head, y'all
Doo-doo
Wow, (doo-doo-doo) oh……now
 
Hey, y'all, prepare yourself for [bad word] Man,
You've never heard a sound,
Like [bad word] Man, (Man)
You're bound to lose control, (to lose control, when the…)
When [bad word] (rubber [bad word] Man) starts to jam
 
Hey, y’all, [bad word] Man [bad word] Man) prepare yourself for [bad word] Man, [bad word] Man starts to jam)
(You…..wings) [bad word] Man starts to jam)
You’ve never heard a sound, like [bad word] Man,
(Just do move, just do move)
You’re bound to lose control, [bad word] Man starts to jam)
(Just do move, just do move it)
When [bad word] Man starts to jam, [bad word] Man)
Hey, y'all, prepare yourself for [bad word] Man, [bad word] Man)
Get down, huh!
Get down, Lord, huh!