Dance like nobody's watching, Randy,
And love like you've never been hurt, 
Supersize it when you get hungry, Randy,
And eat like it's the last night on Earth 
 
Oh, you could be nobody in Heaven 
Or you could be a star in [bad word] 
You could have a billion dollars and blow it all away 
 
Randy is hot tonight, 
He's hot tonight,
He's hot tonight!
 
Randy is hot tonight,
He's hot tonight,
He's hot tonight!
 
Randy is got tonight, (Randy)
He's got tonight, (Randy)
He's got tonight! (Randy)
 
Randy is hot tonight, (Randy)
He's hot tonight, (Randy)
He's hot tonight! (Randy)
 
Cause we just wanna see the hot, hot side of Randy! 
 
Now, Randy said: 
"If you live in Japan,
You're Japanese,
If you live in Canada,
You're gonna freeze,
If you live in a plastic house,
You'll never die in a fire, 
If you work in television,
You're a [bad word] liar!” 
 
Don’t [bad word] unfocused, Randy,
And everything will be ok,
That confidence [bad word] in handy, 
And everyone will be forced to say: 
 
Randy's hot tonight, 
He's hot tonight,
He's hot tonight!
 
Randy's hot tonight, (Randy)  
He's hot tonight, (Randy)
He's hot tonight! (Randy)
 
Randy's got tonight, (we just wanna see the hot, hot side of Randy!)
He's got tonight,
He's got tonight!
 
Randy's hot tonight, (we just wanna see the hot, hot side of Randy!)
He's hot tonight,
He's hot tonight!
 
Cause we just wanna see the hot, hot side of Randy!