If we make love,
Would it be a mistake? 
But the aftermath 
Be hard to take,
For the knots we’ve tied,  [bad word] undone 
 
Have you heard? 
Have you heard? 
(Have you heard?)
Have you heard? 
Have you heard? 
(Have you heard?)
 
There's a man dressed up like an ancient’s bird, 
And he's setting his guitar 
On fire 
 
Every mutiny begins with the cooks,
Every queen cheats on the king with the rooks, 
Every nuclear war begins with two 
Dirty looks 
 
I know my [bad word] from Shinola,
I'm tired of eating your stale Grenola,
And I know a bloodbath when I see one 
 
Have you seen? 
Have you seen? 
(Have you seen?)
Have you seen? 
Have you seen? 
(Have you seen?)
 
There's a man dressed up like a flaming queen, 
And he's helping San Francisco 
Fall in love 
 
Every problem can be solved by burning books,
Every savior is [bad word] next to crooks, 
Every human being starts with two 
Naughty looks