Please don't be deceived 
by my current situation
As unlikely as it seems, 
I'm a PvP sensation
legend in my time,
not a legend in my mind
So if it's all the same 
don't make me get my main

Make me get my main (ahhhh)
Make me get my main (ahhhh)

So if you don't believe 
I'll arrange a demonstration
I was trying to spare you the pain 
of death and devastation
But if you must insist 
on camping me like this
Well prepare yourself for pain, 
cuz I'm gonna get my main

Gonna get my main (ahhhh)
Gonna get my main (ahhhh)

Well you've worn my patience 
thin and inflamed my aggrivation
Now my main will make you wish 
you'd observed my exhortation
Well it's too late now for you 
cuz your camping days are through
So just remember through the pain 
that you made me get my main

No! Wait! Ahhhh!

You killed my main (ahhh)
You killed my main (ahhh)