Alright bros, are you ready, it’s time for the one, the only, GAME BROOOOOOO [bad word]  to YOUR SCREEN, straight from the magazine, the mixmeister of Master Swords and mushrooms,
Are you sure you’re ready for this?? [bad word] on,
Get ready, get set, and here we go!

The Game Bro’s here and he’s got the games
All you other lame brainers better feel the shame
He can bend [bad word]  he’s too cool for school, and he’s got
Just a few cheat codes for you

There ain’t nothin’ that’ll ever hold this bad boy down
That hat that he’s wearin’s’ like his personal crown
He’s got every game beat, his skills are that sweet,
But if you want in his crew, you gotta be elite!
 [bad word] 
You gotta be on the spot, on the dot, we’re just sayin’
You gotta be ready to go, ‘f you’re too slow, thanks for playin’
You gotta know where it’s at, who’s at bat, and if you don’t, then
Well then you know just who to call

IT’S GAME BROOOOOOOO
WHEN YOU’RE OUTTA QUARTERS, HE’S GOT YOUR BACK
HE’NEVER EVER BETRAY YOU, MAN, THAT’S FACT
YO HE’S YOUR BEST FRIEND, AND NEVER FOE [bad word] ON AND LET’S GOOOOOOOOO

*organ solo*
 [bad word] again)

The games will never stop, the games will never stop!
The games will never stop, the games will never stop!
The games will never stop, the games will never stop!
The games will never stop, the games will never stop!
(repeat as needed)