[bad word] everyone, nate it's good to see you back.[hello]

people we have a new member today, i'd like you to meet him

he's going to stand up and tell us what's going on with him

and what he wants to change about himself, if you will

um, hello everybody, my name is violent jay, and i'm an ax murder

[hi violent jay]

ok now, remember we all have sima-similar problems, and that's why

we're all here, to help eachother, work them out

well i just hope you guys don't think i'm crazy but...

[tell us, tell us]

um, well

ok i will tell you if you don't tell no one else

think i have a problem and i probly could use help

you know the midnight killer that's been all over tv

i'm not totally sure, but i think it could be me

something happens to me when i'm sleeping in the night

wake up in my back yard with a shovel and a knife

filling up a hole again, i've dug up thirty-two

i know all my dreams of murder probably all are [bad word] 

 [bad word] x2)

i choke 'em [choke 'em]

kill 'em [kill 'em]

stab 'em [stab 'em]

choke 'em [choke 'em]

kill 'em [kill 'em]

and sleep right through the night

walk around my neighborhood in slippers and my sweats

snorin' loud and mumblin' and steady squeezin' necks

never have to worry about traffic or the cops

all i have to do is stay away from doughnut shops

i remember nappy time in kindergarten class

wasn't quite a killer yet, i'd only beat some [bad word] 

never very popular most kids would point and stare

that's why i'd break the night club and drink that [bad word] right there

 [bad word] x2

i think, well i hope, it's all biggets and richie's that i'm killing

but probably an occasional innocent by-stander every now and then

well that's ok, we all make mistakes, but are you absolutely sure

that's it's even you doing these killings?

the more i think about, more i see that it could be

every time i meet a girl i bring her home with me

wake up in the morning there's no sign of my sweetheart

yet i see another hole is dug up in my yard

Denny's all night murders and the Kinko's killling spree

missing sunday paper boys, i can't believe it's me

i'm the only one from summer camp that made it home

could this be what's really going on? lemme sleep on it

 [bad word] x3

ride around on possom back and eat with the racoons

chirping with the crickets naked underneath the moon

every morning i wake up and check if i been gone

muddy boots and Steak N' Shake food wrappers on my lawn [hehehe]

i cannot imagine just to think what i have done

sat there eating chili fries and slaughtered everyone

tried to see a hypnotist to get inside my head

i woke up and found that [bad word] dead, because

 [bad word] 

[hihihihi] ect.

i choke 'em