Bum, Bum, Bum, [bad word] One [bad word] Two [bad word] All
Everyone Heed the Call
There's Very Important Thing To Do!

Drop what you're Doing [bad word] (Ooh, Ohh!)
Bumpity Bumpity Bum (Ooh, Ooh!)
There's Very Important Thing To Do! (Ooh, Ooh!)

It's Time to Gather 'Round!
The Work has Just Begun!
And When it's Done 
Then You'll have Found
That You have Had some Fun!

With a Monumentuous, Consequencuous
Very Important Thing To Do!