Subarashi chin chin mono
Kintama no kami [bad word] 
Sore no oto [bad word] 
Iie! Ninja ga imasuuuuuuuu

Hey hey let's go kenka [bad word] 
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
Boku ga [bad word] so let's fighting...
Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love!

Kono uta chotto baka
Wake ga wakaranai
Eigo ga mecha kucha
Daijoubu, we do it all the time!

English

I have a wonderful [bad word] 
There is hair on my balls
Is that the sound of a baby monkey?
No! Ninjas are here!

Hey hey let's go! Getting in a fight!
The important thing is to protect my balls!
I am badass, so let's fighting...
Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love!

This song is a little stupid
It doesn't make any sense
English is all [bad word] up
But that's okay, we do it all the time