Children: 
Ring around the rosy, pocket full of posies, ashes, ashes we all fall down! 
ring, a ring, a ring around my rosy. 
My little pocket is so fit and so [bad word] cozy. 
Ring, a ring, a ring around my rosy. 
All the boys in town say I've the prettiest of posy. 
Some blokes say that one hole is more than enough! 
Then why did God give me two? 
Not including my nuff. 
If you've got a pretty face and a pretty thing or two, you will find the most prestigious blokes are lining up to meet you! 1, 2, 3, 4 (Feels just [bad word] in the back door.) 5, 6, 7, 8 (Aaah, feels great!) 

Ring, a ring, around my dirty posy. 
My rear pocket is so fit and so [bad word] cozy. 
Ring, ring, ring around my posy. 
All the boys in town say I've the tautest of posies. 
lot of folks have said that this act is just for men; to them I say strap one on and let us ladies in! What's the point of life if the [bad word] have all the fun? Just south of my front part; I will make you [bad word]  9, 10, 11, 12 (Feels so good, must be bad for my health.) 13, 14, 15, 16 (I'm soaking.) ring, a ring, a ring around my rosy. My little pocket is so fit and so [bad word] cozy. Ring, a ring, a ring around my rosy. All the boys in town say I've the prettiest of posies. [bad word]  Ring, ring around my rosy. Ring, ring around my rosy. Children: Ring around the rosy, pocket full of posies, ashes, ashes we all fall down! Ring around the rosy, pocket full of posies, ashes, ashes we all fall down! ring around my rosy. My pocket's so [bad word] cozy. And my posy, my posy--I'm talkin' about my [bad word]