Who's that girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
You'd better learn my name, 'cause I am
Ashley!
She calls the darkest spells and brews the meanest potions.
You might be the ingredient, I think.

Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor.
You should be afraid of the great
Ashley!
She doesn't play with dolls and she [bad word] her hair.
Who has time for girly things like that?

Eye of newt
I cast a hex on you.
Grandma's wig
This will make you big.
Kitten spit
Soon, your pants won't fit.
Pantalones giganticus!

Oh no, not again...

She [bad word] the world and still finish all her homework.
Everyone knows that I'm the greatest:
Ashley!
You'd better watch your step, or she'll cast a spell on you.
I turned my teacher into a spoon.

I'll equip to my spell book, and yes, it's [bad word] 
I don't have as many friends as you.
But I think you're nice, and maybe we could by buds.
And if you say no, you're toast.

Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
You'd better learn my name 'cause I am
Ashley!
Just remember this when you see her on the street:
I'm the [bad word] girl you'll ever meet.