Eminem huh? 
You wanna diss us? 
You wanna diss Insane Clown Posse and Twiztid? 
Well here goes a remix 
From us to you 
This is the [bad word] about Slim [bad word] 
Hi, my name is what? 
My name is who? 
My name is Slim [bad word] 
Hi, my name is huh? 
My name is what? 
My name is the fudgepacker 
Hi, my name is what? 
My name is who? (Excuse me) 
My name is the nutlicker 
Hi, my name is what? (Can I have the attention of your [bad word] ) 
My name is who? 
My name is the buttsniffer 
Hi, kids do you like [bad word]  
I let Dr. Dre fill up my butt for one chance to be famous (Uh huh) 
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did (Yeah) 
Try acid and get your butt pumped out like I did 
My brains dead weight 
I'm tryin to get my head straight 
But I can't figure out 
Which Backstreet Boy I wanna impregnate? 
Dr. Dre said Slim Shady you a cutie (Uh huh) 
I'll give you a deal let me up in that booty (OK!) 
Well since age 12 I felt like I'm someone else 
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt (Yup) 
Got [bad word] off and ripped Pamela Lee's [bad word] off 
She don't know how to do Tommy Lee 
I'd suck his [bad word] off 
Hi, my [bad word] who? 
My [bad word] what? 
My [bad word] it gets tapped dawg 
Hi, my [bad word] (Excuse me) 
My [bad word] 
My [bad word] every now and then gets plugged up 
Hi, my [bad word] (Can I have the attention of your [bad word] ) 
My [bad word] 
My [bad word] is occasionally reamed out 
Hi, my [bad word] who? 
My [bad word] what? 
My [bad word] really needs to be filled up 
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high 
I told him to take his pants off, hooked him up, he let me slide 
I pinched his [bad word] 
He winked at me 
He chased me around the desk 
I told [bad word] and get me 
Walked in the strip club 
Had my jacket zipped up 
Flashed the bartender 
And I tried to feel his [bad word] up  [bad word] over pedestrians 
In a space ship while they screamin at me 
Let's just be friends! 
99% of my life I was lied to 
I just found out my Mom screws more guys than I do  [bad word]  
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper 
She met Violent J I couldn't believe it when he slapped her 
You know you blew up when the [bad word] the stands 
And try to touch your hands 
But I need me a man 
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude can I get your autograph?) 
So I signed it Dear Dave, thanks for the support 
Nice [bad word]  
Hi, my name is huh? 
My name is who? (Excuse me) 
My name is (They call me the pore plugger) 
Hi, my name is what? 
My name is who? 
My name is the inch itcher (Excuse me) 
One of radio's wonder boys 
They call me the butt itcher 
Hi, my name is what? 
My name is who? 
My name is (I've been called Dre's butt boy) 
Stop the tape this kid needs to be locked away (Get him) 
Dr. Dre don't just stand there operate 
Or feel up my balls and buttcheeks 
Anal lube got my [bad word] greasy for weeks 
Stick your manhood between my cheeks (Yup) 
I cumming or going 
I can barely decide 
I just drank a pint of [bad word] 
Dare me to drive? (Go ahead) 
All my life I was very deprived 
Dre's butt is too y to hide 
Take your pants off Dre I don't mind 
Clothes rip like the incredible Hulk 
I spit when I talk 
I'll do any guy that walks 
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits 
Sometimes I sit and wish Dr. Dre had a set of [bad word] 
Get behind me Shady and grab me by my hips 
If I do that then I can't kiss you on your lips 
By the way if you see my Dad 
Ask him if he seen my spread in [bad word] Al's porno mag 
Hi, my [bad word] who? 
My [bad word] what? 
My [bad word] gets tapped up 
Hi, my [bad word] who? 
My [bad word] what? 
My [bad word] it's always getting plugged up 
Hi, my [bad word] who? 
My [bad word] what? 
My [bad word] occasionally reamed out 
My [bad word] it needs to be filled up 
Your [bad word] 
Your [bad word] 
Your [bad word] is